Monday, July 19, 2010

The Sort Of Thing That Put Jack Paar Out Of Work

Here's a promo clip by some fly-by-night flimflammers who apparently exist to do nothing but tease me into thinking there's a full video at another site, only to find that said site does not exist. Nevertheless, edited though it is, it's a good look at UMB away from the ring. Try not to rewind the bit at 0:35 too many times.





EDIT: While the full version of this continues to prove elusive, a reader found a list of topics allegedly covered in the interview at Pro Wrestling Guerrilla forums. As if I needed bluer balls:


How UltraMantis got into the wrestling business
Polynesian pro wrestling
Wrestling without his mask
Garfield
Talking to UltraMantis before being UltraMantis Black
Wrestling Tracey Smothers
How to become a Neo-Solar Temple "Devotee"
His favorite match
Talks about being Vegan and his favorite foods
Preparing for battle
Trash talk on Hydra the J-brone
Thoughts on Crossbones' eating habits
UltraMantis' Grammy makes delicious vegan treats
Neo-Solar Temple's plans for Chikara domination
What/Where is the Neo Solar Temple
Poetry by UltraMantis Black
His dream team Cibernetico (alive and dead)
Orange Cassidy
Favorite Commentary Partner
Thoughs on the upcoming tour of Big Japan
Will Ultrazero ever team again?
Winner of our Revolucha DVD contest
'80s villains
Name Associations
Hydra's steroid scandal
.. and much more!

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